找一些有英语的趣闻（要翻译成中文哦）

某日，一位名闻全国的补教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口："凭我的造诣，没有

什么成语不知道的，就连中国成语也难不倒我！！"

" 于是同学纷纷发问............

甲：People mountain people sea！

师：小case，"人山人海"！

乙：I Feel it difficult to pass。

师：哼，"我感到很难过"

丙：Good good study，day day up！

师："好好学习，天天向上"

丁：Three heart two meaning！

师：简单，"三心二意"！

戊：Look through autumn water！

师：难不倒我，"望穿秋水"！

己：Red face know me？

师：太简单啦——"红颜知己"！

庚：Horse-horse-tiger-tiger呢？

师：嗨，"马马虎虎"呗！

辛：We are brother，who and who！

师："咱哥俩儿谁跟谁啊"！

壬：But I'm not care three seven twenty-one

师："我不管三七二十一就......"

癸：老师，这个你一定不知道：Blue who say and the who's！

师：？？？嗯......这个......我想......（过了十分钟）......真的被你们考倒了......这

句是到底什么意思啊？

有谁知道英语单词的趣闻?

以下是一组与英语单词有关的趣闻，说明一下：下面提到的“英语单词”，通常是指固有单词，比如ice或cream，而不是指ice-cream这样的派生单词。

(1)英语单词的准确数量，没有正式的统计，语言学家一般认为，英语单词(不包括专用词汇、人名、地名等)，大约有17万个，其中约7万个是已经或者即将废弃的，因此英语单词的大致数量是10万个。

(2)英语单词中，不会连续出现三个相同的字母，但如果我们给单词添加后缀，则可能出现这种情况，比如governess(女总督)变成governessship(女总督职务)。

(3)英语单词中，按照字母顺序，同时出现五个元音字母(aeiou)的单词是：abstemious(有节制的)。

(4)英语单词中，不按照字母顺序，连续出现五个元音字母(aeiou)的单词是：Rousseauian([法国思想家]卢梭的)。

(5)有些专业方面的英语单词，比如化工方面的英语单词，长达几十个、甚至几百个字母，但只有专家们才能看懂它们。在英语中，一般人即能看懂的最长单词是antidisestablishmentarianism(赞同国家对教会的支持)，由28个字母组成。

(6)英语单词中，字母不重复的最长单词是uncopyrightable(不能获得版权保护的)，由15个不重复的字母组成。

(7)许多人都知道下面第一句话，它包含了英语的26个字母，其实还有更短的一句话，请看下面第二句话：

①The

quick

brown

fox

jumps

over

the

lazy

dog.(一只敏捷、灰色的狐狸跳过一只懒惰的狗)

②Brick

quiz

whangs

jumpy

veldt

fox.(关于砖头的测验把一只跳跃的草原狐狸给难住了)

(8)英语中最著名的一个回文，是拿破仑被流放到Elba岛时说的一句话：Able

was

I

ere

I

saw

Elba(在我看到Elba岛之前，我曾所向无敌)，这句话不论是从左向右看，还是从右向左看，内容都一样。

急求英语的5个超短笑话，越短越好，英语趣闻趣事！！（注意要用英语，english

1、Wife:?"How?would?you?describe?me?"

妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband:?"ABCDEFGHIJK."

丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife:?"What?does?that?mean?"

妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband:?"Adorable,?beautiful,?cute,?delightful,?elegant,?fashionable,?gorgeous,?and?hot."

丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife:?"Aw,?thank?you,?but?what?about?IJK?"

妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband:?"I'm just?kidding!"

丈夫：开个玩笑!

2、What?has?one?eye?but?cannot?see?

什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

A?needle.?

针。

3、What?dog?can?jump?higher?than?a?building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog,?buildings?can't?jump!

任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

4、What?has?a?head,?a?tail,?and?no?body?

什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

A?coin!

硬币。

5、Teacher:?whoever?answers?my?next?question,?can?go?home.

老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

One?boy?throws?his?bag?out?the?window.

一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher:?who?just?threw?that?!

老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy:?Me!?I’m?going?home?now.?

男孩：我!我现在要回家了。

找几则欧美国家的趣闻（英语加翻译）

1.My wife complains that her clothes are so old, they were all made in Australia.

我妻子对我抱怨说自己没有新衣服，她的衣服都还是澳洲造的。

（澳大利亚市面上的衣服基本都是Made in China的，要不也是别国生产的。大概10年前有澳洲产的，渐渐越来越少，现在很少看到了。）

2.The pastor(牧师) decides to use one rich parishioner（教区居民） to set an example. "John," he says, " you're a successful businessman, surely you could contribute more to the building fund."

（礼拜以后是教堂募捐的时间）牧师打算用教区里的一个富人做榜样。“约翰”，他说，“你是一个成功的商人，你一定能够比别人为筹建教堂贡献更多。”

John replies, " But my mother is in a nursing home, my daughter just lost her job, and my son is starting university...If I can say no to them, I can say no to you too."

约翰回答说，“但是我的母亲住在养老院（政府为没有收入的老年人办的，不需要费用），我女儿刚失业（在澳大利亚，失业政府给失业补助，足够生活），我儿子刚开始上大学（在澳大利亚，大学费用可以贷款，在你将来收入达到一定水平以后才需要还）...如果我可以不给他们一分钱，我也同样可以一分钱不给你。”

英语趣闻小知识

1.关于英语的小趣事,小短文,或小笑话

英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。

但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？ Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn？ 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。

Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。

你说呢？ Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。

虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。 英语笑话（二） He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。

英语笑话（三） Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。

这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”

英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。

-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

英语笑话（六）The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "e up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not ing empty-hangded, are you？" 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。

门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。

天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement munity. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年轻者” 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。

如果你只有65岁的话， 千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。

每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。” 英语笑话（八）Which woman? One evening I drove my hu *** and's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My hu *** and looked up and said, "Mom's here？" 哪一位女人？ 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。

当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？” 英语笑话。

2.四篇英语趣事小短文,要初三的阿

My winter holiday

The winter holiday this year is kinda special; the last winter holiday in this university. Be honest, I didn't think about this before the winter holiday. I just thought I really need this winter holiday to have a break. Since the summer holiday of my second year, I kept on busying with something. Although I know something I called busy this time is not a real busy, I really need some days to slow down or do something I really want to do. I have to say, I partly fulfilled this plan. Everyday during the holiday, I waked up around 11 am, then have lunch, then playing PC game or playing Pingpang with my friends. During this winter holiday, I asked my mother to buy a DVD player, and she did buy one. During this winter holiday, I bought much stuff that I was logging for before, a 350 yuan pingpang paddle, a good earphone, a good speaker and many other stuff. Then the winter holiday ended, I had to get on the train to go back to school, a place you cannot have good foods, you cannot schedule by yourself, you cannot hang on your friends to have fun. What's more a place, you have to bear cold air.

3.求英语小趣事,要有译文,并且提一个问题,越简单越好

这篇小故事，不难的，还有中文意思，可以看看：）~~ It was a cold winter day in 1919. A *** all boy was walking along the street in London. His name was Tom. He was very hungry. He wanted to buy some bread, but he had no money. What could he do? When he was very young, he wanted to be a great man in the world of films. So he worked to sing and dance well. Thirty years later, the boy became one of the famous people in the world. 那是1919年的一个寒冷的冬天。

一个小男孩正漫步在伦敦的街头。他的名字叫汤姆。

他饿极了。他想买一些面包，可是他身无分文。

他该怎么办呢？当他非常年幼的时候，他就想当一名电影世界中的伟人。所以他努力把歌唱好，把舞跳好。

三十年之后，这个小男孩真地成为了电影世界中的著名人物之一。

4.真的很急,要5个英语小短文,越短越好20

1.Let's go shopping! Today it's saturday,why not go shopping?I like shopping .I really think hang out for free time is good. Sometimes it's just interesting to see people . And now i need some thing to buy for my family. Oh, i see the sun is shiny,let's go shopping! 2.My art teacherMy art teacher impresses us a lot more than we impress him. His name is a young and humorous guy. One day,he said to me: “this picture you drew makes me think of my childhood. When I was your age, I drew somthing like this, but your drawing is better than me, e on you genius!”My art teacher is a such nice guy! 3.Happy familyI live very happily today! In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely beautiful. ing back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious! 4.Why should we study EnglishIf you want to ask me why we should study English, my answer will be simple and clear. Now let me enumerate the reasons one by one in the following.In the first place, English has bee an international language. If you know English, you van make a trip round the world without being misunderstood.In the second place, most valuable books, newspapers and magazines are written in English. If you wish (hope) to get knowledge, you must learn English.5.Books As is well known, books teach us to learn life, truth, science and many other useful things. They increase our knowledge, broaden our minds and strengthen our character. In other words, they are our good teachers and wise friends. This is the reason why our parents always encourage us to read more books. Reading is a good thing, but we must pay GREat attention to the choice of books. It is true that we can derive benefits from good books. However, bad books will do us more harm than good.。

5.英文童年趣事300左右短文~急

Childhood interesting

Life is like a childhood dream of multicolored Banlan, nostalgia people, people yearn for. Childhood took place in one of the interesting things, often I bring good memories, below the talk about listening to you.

At that time, our family is still living red rock mountains, is in the red rock mountains of two things. When the autumn wind swept away the last one Mrs Diana Wong Ip, the pace of winter Maizhe hastily arrived. To follow the snow , Snow fell on the children gradually, the ground is like a white Phi Shayi. Then my father told me to go out, I see, ah! Fantastic! Original is the father to me to do a snow car, I With the feelings of excitement to get the snow, his father in the back pushing me, pushing the fast, the wind Huhu Guazhuo, I sat in the car is on the energy, I suddenly saw in front of a stone, I was Called up: "Be careful!" Because my father did not push the reaction from too Meng, all of a sudden the car was mixed with live rock, I threw in the Liangundaipa the ground, my father quickly ran up the concern, said: "Mimi , Nothing it ?！" I am angry from the snow, climb up, just raised his head, his father laughs, I Qihu Hu said: "how, what is funny!" Dad said with a *** ile: "You Man Face is snow, coupled with the freezing of the red nose, like a snow people. "I quickly to face the snow Nongdiaoquzhui father 。。

On another occasion, I do not want to let old father pushed me to play, I would also like to push my father, my father after I get to how it also can not move, finally, I have the body of the effort used, one of Meng Pushing, I suddenly趴in the ground, Dad？ ?Preparedness all of a sudden he did not also throw in the ground, I and my father turned into heavy snow, we suddenly the laughing together in unison.

Childhood and childhood has passed, and we have to remember this beautiful childhood and grew up after careful taste the joy of childhood, is another You Ziwei

6.英语的趣闻趣事

A Difficult Question

Four girls go to school every day by taxi. One day one of the girls says, "There is a test in the morning. Let's get to school late. Then we will not have to take the test." "What can we tell the teacher?" one of the girls asks. "He will be angry. We need a good excuse." The girls think for a few minutes, then one of them says, "Let's tell him that our taxi has a flat tyre." "That's a good idea," the other girls say. "We will tell him that." They arrive at school an hour later. The test is finished. "Why are you late?" the teacher asks. "You missed the test." "Our taxi has a flat tyre," one of the girls says. The teacher thinks for a moment, then he says, "Sit down." The girls do this . Then the teacher says, "Write on a piece of paper the answer to this question: Which tyre is flat?" what a difficult question ! The girls look at each other sadly. At last they give the different answers.

一个困难的问题

四个女孩每天都乘出租汽车上学。 一天，其中一个女孩说，“今天早晨有一个测验，让我们晚点去学校。 那么，我们将可以不用测验了”。 “那我们怎样告诉教师呢？” 其中一个女孩问。 “他一定会很生气的。 我们需要一个借口。” 女孩想了几分钟，然后说，“我们就告诉他，我们的出租汽车的一个轮胎瘪了”。 “真是一个好主意”，其它女孩高兴地说。

一个小时以后，他们到达了学校。 测验已经结束了。 “为什么你们迟到了？” 教师问。 “你们错过了测验”。 “我们的出租汽车的一个轮胎瘪了”，其中一个女孩说。 教师想想了一会儿，然后说，“坐下”。 女孩照着做了。 然后，教师说，“请你们回答这个问题，并把答案写在纸上，那就是哪一个轮胎是瘪的？” 这是一个多么困难的问题啊！ 女孩悲伤地互相看着。当然啦，结果不说大家也知道，同一个问题，他们竟给了四个不同的答案。

7.求一篇写名人趣事的英语小短文

Thomas Edison lost his first job.For the next five years he went around the country from job to job.At last Edison went to New York.He had little money.He could not buy enough food to eat.He had no place to sleep. For many days Edison looked for work.He was hungry.At last he found work fixing machines.He could fix the old machines.He also made new ones.The headman liked Edison?s new machines.He was going to give Edison $40,000 for them.Edison would now have money to do what he wanted. Thomas Edison was then 23.He used the money to build a shop in New Jersey.He had many people working for him.But he worked more than any of them.He rested very little.Soon he was making more than 40 new things at one time. In 1876 Alexander Graham Bell made a telephone.But it could carry voices only a little way. Edison wanted to make a better telephone.He soon made one.It could carry voices a long way.。

8.英文写的童年趣事短文50

People are generally inclined to cherish the memory of their childhood . Be it happy or sad , it is always regarded as the most significant part of one's life. Many early impressions and habits are so deeply etched in one's character and temperament that they will affect him all through his life.

Talking of my childhood,I'm forever grateful to my good parents.To them I owe my habit of living a quiet amd simple life and my "back to nature" propensity. They gave me a happy and clean environment so that I am now able to feel content under any circumstances.I have a deep respect and love for life 。 I have often inadvertently touched upon my childhood life here and there in my previous writings.Now when someone suggested that I write exclusively on the topic of my childhood, I thought it worth a try and hence set pen to paper without reluctance. 采纳我的吧，求你了？

9.求一些关于奇闻趣事的英语短文

1.李密牛角挂书。隋朝李密，少年时候被派在隋炀帝的宫廷里当侍卫。他生性灵活，在值班的时候，左顾右盼，被隋炀帝发现了，认为这孩子不大老实，就免了他 的差使。李密并不懊丧，回家以后，发愤读书，决定做个有学问的人。有一回，李密骑了一条牛，出门看朋友。在路上，他把《汉书》挂在牛角上，抓紧时间读书。 此事被传为佳话。

——要想成为博学多才的人，就要抓紧一分一秒的时间学习。

2.董仲舒三年不窥园。董仲舒专心攻读，孜孜不倦。他的书房后虽然有一个花园，但他专心致志读书学习，三年时间没有进园观赏一眼，董仲舒如此专心致志地钻 研学问，使他成为西汉著名的思想家。

——玩儿心不退的人是成不了名家的。

3.管宁割席分坐。汉时，管宁与华歆二人为同窗好友。有一天，两人同席读书，有达官显贵乘车路过，管宁不受干扰，读书如故，而华歆却出门观看，羡慕不已。 管宁见华歆与自己并非真正志同道合的朋友，便割席分坐。管宁其后终于事业有成！

——读书人要耐得住寂寞、耐得住清贫，才会练得一身铮铮傲骨。

4.匡衡凿壁偷光。西汉时期，有一个特别有学问的人，叫匡衡，匡衡小的时候家境贫寒，为了读书，他凿通了邻居文不识家的墙，借着偷来一缕烛光读书，终于感 动了邻居文不识，在大家的帮助下，小匡衡学有所成。在汉元帝的时候，由大司马、车骑将军史高推荐，匡衡被封郎中，迁博士。

5.车胤囊萤夜读。车胤，字武子，晋代南平（今湖北省公安市）人，从小家里一贫如洗，但读书却非常用功，“家贫不常得油，夏月则练囊盛数十萤火以照书，以 夜继日焉。”车胤囊萤照读的故事，在历史上被传为美谈，激励着后世一代又一代的读书人。

——4、5两个故事说明，穷则思变，穷人的孩子早当家。

6.陈平忍辱苦读书。陈平西汉名相，少时家贫，与哥哥相依为命，为了秉承父命，光耀门庭，不事生产，闭门读书，却为大嫂所不容，为了消弭兄嫂的矛盾，面对 一再羞辱，隐忍不发，随着大嫂的变本加厉，终于忍无可忍，出走离家，欲浪迹天涯，被哥哥追回后，又不计前嫌，阻兄休嫂，在当地传为美谈。终有一老着，慕名 前来，免费收徒授课，学成后，辅佐刘邦，成就了一番霸业。

——不吃苦中苦，难成人上人。

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